Welcome to Louisiana, home of the bayou, Mardi Gras, jazz, French-sounding things, plantations (let’s skip over that one), alligators, and

In the Spider’s Web is like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom without the initial hospitality at the palace,

My first foray into the giant spider movies of the 2020s is a Taiwanese effort called Abyssal Spider. The alternative

7 Guardians of the Tomb is a novel way of making a giant spider movie: take one large measure of

I watched this piece of crap for three reasons: It was free on Youtube. It features giant spiders, and apparently

Fire up the smoke machine and cue the pyrotechnics, because the giant spider phenomenon finally has its entrance theme. And

Camel Spiders opens during the Iraq War. At first, I thought the title was an anti-Arab slur, but no, camel