My flock… the dark times were sent to test us. When our place of worship was brung low by famine, pestilence, war, death, and mySQL, it seemed as if our church would shatter. But your faith was stronger than the eternal evil could ever have guessed. Your faith in an Israeli model slash actress who likes wearing nothing but underwear a lot could not be denied. And so our movement hath risen once more from the ashes and I, the most reverend Reverend, remain your guide toward the light.
Not even my warrant on child trafficking charges graven images and a coveted oxen can stand in our way. The Goddess is hungry to feast upon your sin once more. She is growing impatient.
Your confession this time is simple, and timeless. The booth is wide open, gaping, to receive a big load of sin. You must simply tell the world of your secret shame, and reveal:
What is your unpopular movie opinion?
Do you think Martin Scorsese isn’t really that good a director? Do you find the music of John Williams overly whimsical? You claim The Godfather Part III is better than Part II? She hungers for your confession. Unleash your unpopular opinion and confess… CONFESS!
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