There are many cross-generational struggles that have come to define the human condition. Islam vs. Christianity. Progressivism vs. Conservatism. Liberalism vs. Authoritarianism. Socialism vs. Capitalism. Perhaps one stands above all others. The eternal struggle, and eternal question. The final debate of mankind that, perhaps, shall never be settled. Diz vs. Carmen.
One thing has always focussed the mind, however, when considering this ever-lasting conundrum. Who has got there first? In the case of Fleet’s latest pilot recruit, it is Captain Tiger Blood himself, Charlie Sheen.
One of Hollywood’s most notorious party boys, the former Two And A Half Men, Platoon, Wall Street, and Hot Shots star may have partied beyond even his own prodigious capabilities, as he has ended up being assaulted by his own neighbor in his own home earlier this week.
Los Angeles police say a woman was arrested following the incident, which reportedly took place in his residence on Wednesday at about 1pm. Police confirmed:
“Upon contacting the parties involved, deputies identified Charlie Sheen as a victim of assault”
The most excellently named Electra Schrock, a name that makes the mind boggle to the possibilities, was arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, force likely to create great bodily injury and residential burglary. Triple threat! According to showbiz news outlet TMZ, the woman forced her way into his house when he opened the door.
TMZ reports she ripped his shirt and tried to strangle him – but Sheen was not taken to hospital. The US authorities said Ms Schrock will appear in court in Los Angeles on Friday.
Wasn’t an entire sub-plot of Two And A Half Men a crazy female neighbor?
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