While browsing around the interweb, I found a list of the Worst A-List Actors in Hollywood. It made me smile, so I thought I would share the top ten with you lovely Outposters.
I won’t put up the entire list, but outside of the top ten were people like Cara Delevinge, Adam Sandler, Shia LaBeouf, Arnie Hammer, Jared Leto, and Seth Rogan. You can see the full list here. Let’s get into the top ten.
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Jennifer Lopez
I don’t know if you can say Lopez is an actor. Fine, she can sing and dance, but I’ve yet to see her in a role where she acts. Her acting credits include Gigli, Maid in Manhattan, Monster in Law, and Hustlers. Although I will give her The Cell, that was actually quite good.
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Kristen Stewart
Stewart has a range from “mildly annoyed” to “confused” with most of the roles she plays. If she ever smiled, it’s thought her face would crack. Seeing a love triangle over her, in the Twilight series, was laughable.
What about a smile?
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Taylor Lautner
I’ve only seen him in Twilight but, again, he appears to have a one-dimensional range. Since Twilight, he’s been cast as the “heartthrob” in some Hollywood movies, meaning only teenage girls have seen them. Seriously, can anyone name a movie he’s been in outside of Twilight?
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Miley Cyrus
Hannah Montana, enough said.
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Madonna
Madonna the singer, is a legend in music history, creating some timeless songs that will outlive us all. Madonna the actress, not so much. Who can forget her unforgettable performance in A League of Their Own or Die Another Day?
On a side note, if you’d have said, 20 years ago, that Roseanne Bar would be better looking than Madonna you would have been laughed at, but here we are in 2024.
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Lena Dunham
Honestly, I had never heard of her, but she was in the TV show Girls. Apparently, her acting style focuses’ on her unique voice and personality. Neither of these things do I feel a particular need to seek out in the name of research.
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Amy Schumer
Where to start? Her stand-up “comedy” is mostly about her private parts and is vulgar, but not that funny. Most of the roles she’s played in Hollywood movies play up on this and seem to be off-putting. A genuine Trainwreck.
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James Corden
As a British person, I cannot apologize enough for Corden. In one of his first roles on British TV, he was quite funny as Smithy in Gavin & Stacey. Since then, we’ve learned he’s got one dimension, an extension of Smithy with everything he does. Grating is not the word.
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Jaden Smith
If Freud was still alive, he would describe Smith as “someone with mommy and daddy issues”. Will Smith has proved to be a competent actor over time, but none of that talent has rubbed off on his son. After Earth is a great example, if you haven’t seen it, you should, just to appreciate its awfulness.
And Number 1. Amber Heard
Pity she wasn’t Number 2. She has had some good roles but no matter how good you are, if your personal life gets out in public, it won’t do you any favours. Poor Johnny Depp wasn’t completely blameless, but he’s learnt the lesson – Never stick your dick in crazy.
Do you smell something?
So what did you think? Who’s missing from the Top Ten List? I imagine Hollywood is somewhere you could throw a handful of gravel and hit people you just don’t like.
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