Who doesn’t love a good prison movie? A lot of criminals, I guess. It just reminds them of being locked up and having cups of pee thrown on them, I saw that in a prison movie once.
I wouldn’t like jail; I’m too good-looking. I would be someone’s bitch in the first hour. They would probably want me to do horrible sexual things, or worse, watch The Acolyte! Calm down Phil and think of Jessica.
How well do you know your prison movies? This week’s Last Movie Outpost quiz is all about being locked up in the slammer, the big house, the cage! The movies don’t just have prisons, but people being locked up somewhere.
On your marks, get set, and start that escape tunnel.
Part 1 – Who directed these famous prison movies?
1. The Shawshank Redemption
2. The Great Escape
3. Bronson
4. Con Air
5. Escape from Alcatraz
Part 2 – Name that movie
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Part 3 – Finish that quote
11. “I hate the British! You are defeated but you have no _____. You are stubborn but you have no _____. You endure but you have no ______. I hate the British!”
12. “Your “best”! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and ____ ___ ____ _____.”
13. “What we’ve got here is… failure to ____________.”
14. “I’m gettin’ bad. You better get bad, Jack, ’cause if you ain’t bad, you’re ______ ___ _______.”
15. “Please boss, don’t put that thing over my face, don’t put me in the ____. __ ______ __ ___ _____.”
Part 4 – You either know it or you don’t
16. The Longest Yard has had two versions, who were the main stars of each of them?
17. Who played Danny, Derek’s younger brother, in American History X?
18. What were the names of the three tunnels started in The Great Escape?
19. What were the character names of George Clooney, Tim Blake Nelson and John Turtorro in Oh Brother, Where Are Thou?
20. What type of prison did the Tweedy’s run?
Part 1
1. Frank Darabont
2. John Huges
3. Nicolas Winding Refn
4. Simon West
5. Don Siegel
Part 2
6. The Green Mile
7. Cool Luke Hand
8. Law Abiding Citizen
9. Con Air
10. Brawl on Cell Block 99
Part 3
11. “I hate the British! You are defeated but you have no shame. You are stubborn but you have no pride. You endure but you have no courage. I hate the British!” – Bridge Over the River Kwai
12. “Your ‘best’! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.” – The Rock
13. “What we’ve got here is… failure to communicate.” – Cool Luke Hand
14. “I’m gettin’ bad. You better get bad, Jack, ’cause if you ain’t bad, you’re gonna get fucked.” – Stir Crazy
15. “Please boss, don’t put that thing over my face, don’t put me in the dark. I’s afraid of the dark.” – The Green Mile
Part 4
16. Burt Reynolds and Adam Sandler
17. Edward Furlong
18. Tom, Dick and Harry
19. Everett, Delmar and Pete
20. A Chicken Run, lol.
So how did you do? Did you make it through the tunnel or did it is collapse, with your arse showing, that someone now uses to park their bike?