Review: POOR THINGS (2024)

Review: POOR THINGS (2024)

Hey guys and gals. I’m still not back on full duties as yet, but I watched Poor Things the other day and wanted to share my thoughts about it. Hollywood, at the moment, is boring. The superhero movie has now become oversaturated and dull. Most other things are...
Early Review: DUNE PART TWO

Early Review: DUNE PART TWO

Drunken Yoda here, and I was able to use my considerable clout to get an advance showing of Dune Part Two last night so here’s the review. By “clout” I mean I paid for a ticket that was screening all over the city last night. But I typed in that...
Retro Review: THE FOURTH PROTOCOL

Retro Review: THE FOURTH PROTOCOL

In 1968, at the height of the Cold War, an East-West agreement between Britain, the US, and the USSR is established to halt nuclear proliferation. One of its clauses, the Fourth Protocol, forbids the non-conventional delivery of a nuclear weapon to a target. Now, as...
Review: MADAME WEB

Review: MADAME WEB

I woke up with a hankering to watch a sequel to either Madame Bovary or Charlotte’s Web. It’s simply one of those cravings a person gets on any given day. I’m sure you can relate. To the Interweb I went to see what played at the local theater. Lo and behold,...
Review: WONKA

Review: WONKA

Doing reviews for Last Movie Outpost can be strange. We refuse to regurgitate press packs and take “pwesents” in return for positive coverage, so we don’t get invited to a lot of advanced screenings. As we are cynical bastards, with real lives...