Retro Review: SAVAGES (1974)

Savages (1974) is a made-for-TV movie that features Andy Griffith in a villain role. No teaching Ron Howard how to fish here. Andy is all about dealing death. How does…

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Retro Review: BEASTMASTER 2

Why didn’t someone tell me Kari Wuhrer starred in Beastmaster 2? That alone elevates Beastmaster 2 from a cash-in sequel to a popular movie nine years too late to a…

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2nd Review: ALIEN: ROMULUS

Alien: Romulus makes us ask where we are at with this whole Alien thing at this point? Alien is a benchmark film. Aliens achieved the impossible by building on it.…

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Review: TRAP

Trap is the latest flick from M. Night Too-Shy-Shy-Hush-Hush-Eye-To-Eye. M. Night became the next big thing in 1999 with The Sixth Sense and managed to keep the dream going with…

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Retro Review: INVITATION TO HELL (1984)

Invitation to Hell is the latest flick in The Last Movie Outpost series on made-for-TV horror movies. Previously, we looked at The Intruder Within, Midnight Offerings, Curse of the Black Widow, Satan’s Triangle, Killdozer…

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Review: TWISTERS

Finally, after 28 years, we get Twisters — the sequel to Twister that people demanded. Many is the day I woke up to peaceful protesters marching and chanting, “Less Barbados!…

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LONGLEGS Review

Longlegs is not a biopic about Brigitte Nielsen. It’s a 2024 horror movie that has Nicolas Cage in it. The amount of Cage in Longlegs is similar to the amount…

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