Review: THE MINISTRY OF UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE

Review: THE MINISTRY OF UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE

Is there a director working today who delivers watchable movies as effortlessly as Guy Ritchie? Not only that, but Ritchie is prolific. The man averages a movie a year, which includes writing and producing duties, as well. The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare is...
Review: ABIGAIL

Review: ABIGAIL

Abigail is the tale of a gang of criminals who kidnap a little girl in the hopes of trading her for ransom. They get more than they bargained for when it is revealed the little girl is a vampire. Bad guys who accidentally mess with someone worse than them is a great...
Retro Review: SATAN’S TRIANGLE

Retro Review: SATAN’S TRIANGLE

A chilling opening crawl thrusts us headlong into another made-for-TV horror movie. Satan’s Triangle aired on January 14th, 1975 on ABC. Within the last thirty years just off the east coast of the United States more than a thousand men, women and children have...
Retro Review: CURSE OF THE BLACK WIDOW

Retro Review: CURSE OF THE BLACK WIDOW

I had enough of this time. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and...
Retro Review: MIDNIGHT OFFERINGS (1981)

Retro Review: MIDNIGHT OFFERINGS (1981)

It’s time for another dive into the world of made-for-TV horror movies. After checking out The Intruder Within, Midnight Offerings (1981) is next on the docket. It’s about a teenage witch who runs into another teenage witch, and David Cassidy’s half-brother, Patrick,...