Can you believe it’s Christmas already? It only seems like 12 months since the last one. Personally, I love Christmas, it’s a time when it’s perfectly OK to lie to children. Any other time of the year, I get yelled at for doing it, but it’s OK to tell them a fat stranger will come down the chimney we don’t have and leave them presents.
The good thing is, when they don’t get what they want, I blame the fat man:
“You didn’t get the PlayStation 5 game you wanted? Well, that’s because you got a C in maths in July, do you remember? Santa does!”
Please don’t write in and complain, it’s OK, I don’t have kids. They were taken away from me ages ago. Last I heard, they were given to a hungry Ukranian family. Bless.
As it is Christmas, all of the memes are holiday-related. The good holiday, obviously, we’re not doing Diwali or Kwanzaa, although I fancy giving Día de los Muertos a go, it sounds like fun. Back to the Christmas memes, this is my favorite of the week.
This is funny because I still have a toy Lobot. It brought back painful memories but, in the end, made me smile, as all those family members are missing.
Well, enjoy the rest of the Christmas memes and share if you have any more. Remember, if they aren’t Christmas-related memes, Santa will shoot an elf.
