A Special Christmas CONFESSION

A Special Christmas CONFESSION

Ahhh, the smells of the festive season fill the air once more. Mince pies, chestnuts roasting on an open fire, eggnog. And your filthy sinning, you dirtbird sinners. Don’t think I don’t know. I have seen you all, in the run-up to the big day, punishing...
A Christmas GREAT DEBATE

A Christmas GREAT DEBATE

Deck the halls with boughs of holly, and let the sound of an argument ring out across the Outpost. What could be more festive than an argument? Only unlike the one you just had over the Christmas table with your aunt who votes for, you know… them, you can...
No Soderbergh For OCEAN’S 14

No Soderbergh For OCEAN’S 14

What did you get in your Christmas stocking? Was it an unnecessary and unwanted sequel? George Clooney confirmed that there is already a script for Ocean’s 14, and it is entirely separate from the attempt to re-capture Barbie lightning in a bottle by casting Margot...
Top 10 Steven Spielberg Movies

Top 10 Steven Spielberg Movies

Merry Christmas Outposters! My gift to you today is a new Top 10, and this one features arguably the King Daddy of Directors in cinematic history, Mr. Steven Spielberg. Now, there are three things that we will agree on this inevitable contentious Top 10: 1. We all...
Mattel To Cross Over

Mattel To Cross Over

Hollywood is a town where there hasn’t been an original thought since the late 1970s. It exists on a few simple rules. If one is good, then two must be better, monkey-see / monkey-do, and idiots fail upwards. Also, if anyone catches an unbelievably lucky break,...
Early Christmas Box Office Soft For AQUAMAN

Early Christmas Box Office Soft For AQUAMAN

Some people hate their families so much that they like to go to the movies and sit in silence in a dark room, rather than talk to them. As a result, Christmas can be a surprisingly buoyant market at the movies. With the extended holiday weekend now underway, the early...