Review: WONKA

Review: WONKA

Doing reviews for Last Movie Outpost can be strange. We refuse to regurgitate press packs and take “pwesents” in return for positive coverage, so we don’t get invited to a lot of advanced screenings. As we are cynical bastards, with real lives...
AQUAMAN 2 Review

AQUAMAN 2 Review

Yesterday, after a long day, I plonked myself in front of the TV and spent 30 minutes trying to decide what to watch. My Watchlist is nearly as long as Michelle Obama’s schlong and yet there was nothing on there I was in the mood to watch. We’ve all been...
Review: THE BEEKEEPER

Review: THE BEEKEEPER

A college professor once disdainfully told me that a character within a story has more choices than silence or violence. Obviously, this professor had never seen a Clint Eastwood movie. He also had no chin, which leads one to believe that maybe the phrenologists were...
Retro Review: BUFFALO ’66

Retro Review: BUFFALO ’66

Vincent Gallo made the news a few days ago with an actress trying to #metoo him after not getting a part after an audition. We all had a good chuckle over it, and I noticed a lot of commenters had no idea who he was. Gallo is actually a very based and cool guy. His...
Retro Review: TWINS

Retro Review: TWINS

Well, this has been a work week to forget! Yesterday I was feeling sorry for myself for enduring another day of clients demanding the near-impossible. I ended my work day by telling my Mac to go and fuck itself and then poured myself a large glass of wine. I then...
Review: INSIDE (2023)

Review: INSIDE (2023)

William Dafoe once gave an interview where he said Hollywood couldn’t decide if he was good-looking or not. The answer to that question is found in Hollywood’s reluctance to commit. Once waffling enters the chat, the answer is “no.” In Dafoe’s defense, he was born in...