Happy Monday morning to everyone. I know it’s another Monday, but that’s no reason to be sad… your life choices and work, that’s what you need to be sad about. I jest, I jest, if you’re here, at the Last Movie Outpost, you’ve made good life choices.
Did you all have a nice weekend? What do you need to moan about this Monday morning?
I watched The Astronaut, and my goodness, what a pile of stinky dog doo that was. I’m going to review it. It really annoyed me that someone got paid to ‘write’ something like it.
I also saw Beast of War, which is a new shark movie. It was set in Australia, with a group of soldiers stranded on the ocean. They get attacked by a great white shark, and nothing really happens. It was a terrible movie; the “ocean” they are stuck in is a water tank on a sound stage. They looked like they had less actual chance being attacked by a shark than I do, and I live 20 miles from the coast!

That’s my Monday Moan, what did you see that you need to vent about?
Well done to Klaatu B Necktie for getting the most votes on Saturday’s Scenes We’d like to See. We’ll do another one at some point.
Now, on with Monday’s Movie Memes. This week, we have 18 of them, 18! The reason is that we love you that much, and not that I accidentally did 3 more than usual because I can’t count.

















