Monday is back again, and we’re going to face it together. All of us can band together and rush on Monday and take it down. Some go for the legs, others aim for the head, and the rest of you just yell moral support.
Being Monday, the one good thing is the memes, which are below, but before we get there, let’s have a Monday Moan. What did you see that you have to moan about this weekend?
For me, it was Greenland 2: Migration. I will admit, I wasn’t really looking forward to it, but the missus and I couldn’t agree on anything else. Man, I need to send her to ‘film appreciation’ camp or something.
Greenland Migration
I remember liking the original Greenland movie, as an interesting tale with fairly good characters. However, the second one was nothing more than a cash grab; the first one made money, so let’s do another one.
Greenland Migration starts in the bunker at the end of the first one, but there’s an earthquake, and everyone has to escape. We follow Gerry Butler, the hot one from Firefly and their kid, as they head to Europe. Apparently, there’s an asteroid crater that is a ‘Shangri-La’ of sorts. From the outset, the three main participants are in little to no danger.
Whether dangling from a precarious ladder over a crevasse, or running through the middle of a war zone (yes, there’s a war going on in the middle of the earth shattering asteroid disaster), or any other situation.
The ladder bit made me laugh out loud, as there are two ladders over the crevasse; one with the main cast, the other with extras. Guess which one falls down?
What also annoyed me was how bloody nice everyone was in the movie.
They seemed to run into every ‘nice’ character from Greenland to Liverpool, to France. This is completely garbage, as there is no one nice in Liverpool.
They meet a guy in France, who is so nice, he gives them a way to get through the war zone, and then his daughter. She’s very cute, and it was lucky (for the kid) that they stumbled upon them.
The icing on the cake with Greenland Migration was the final narration by Gerry about how great it would be if we were all nice to each other.
Live the day, make the most, basically, Nike’s ‘just do it’. I wouldn’t sit through it again, not on the worst Monday ever.
So, that’s my moan, how about you? What do you need to get off your chest this Monday? And please don’t say a bra!
