Even though the festive season draws to a close in Butthole Town, fear not. The playset, along with other fine Pops Toys products, will remain available all year round at Mr Bartnub’s Toy Emporium and Tickle Fight Arena. But now, we must move ever onwards in our tour of Butthole Town.
Leaving behind us the ping-pong-based thrills of Yancy’s Bangkok Style Go-Go Bar, Carol’s firm but fair stewardship of Jr’s Krazy Kommunity Klub, and Walker’s International Adoption Agency and AIDS Clinic, if you pass through the well-heeled neighborhoods to the North of Taint Park, you will find a set of train tracks.
Follow them to the end and you will find the terminus for one of Butthole Town’s key tourist attractions, Ray Ray’s Historical Scenic Train Rides & Gift Shop.
As the bounds of good taste and decency finally get stretched to breaking point around here, remember that a ride on Ray Ray’s big, puffing steam engine really does set you free. Now, don’t forget to stop in the gift shop for your pajamas to remember your special day, and for the next time you go to a Halloween party as Beetlejuice, obviously.
Marvel at the exquisite Hugo Boss tailoring of the staff uniforms and their legendary, almost mechanical Teutonic efficiency.
A day out at Ray-Ray’s Historical Scenic Train Rides & Gift Shop, and you may never go home again.