Can you believe it's Christmas already? It only seems like 12 months since the last one. Personally, I love Christmas, it's a time when it's perfectly OK to lie to…

Well, it's another Monday. I didn't get fired last week, which is a bonus. Last Monday, I marched in there with my head held high and told them I was…

I usually joke about Mondays, but today, I'm not. I've had man flu, which we all know is a killer. Women bang on about the pain of giving birth, but…

Good morning to all of you happy, lovely Outposters! It’s another beautiful Monday, the sun is shining, and the birds are singing and trying to have sex with the bees,…

Yes, another Monday dawns on us, like a turd that won’t flush. You flush and you flush, but it just won’t go. In the end you have to get a…

Don't you wish you could give Monday a wedgie? Sneak up behind it, grab its smelly pants and pull them right up in between its sweaty buttocks. Let's face it,…