Once more, the stench of your sin permeates every fiber of the Outpost. So, once more, we must prepare your

This summer, it grows hot. As the heat rises, so does your sinning. You are unable to control yourselves, like

This confession is about how you have managed to hold yourself back. Confess the times when someone’s movie-based stupidity convinces

Sin is… well, a sin. Without strong moral leadership, sin is allowed to flourish, and then where would we be?

Spring is in the air, and as we emerge from the harsh depths of winter (or the burning furnace of

This week’s confession booth makes me feel old. I don’t want to sound like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino, but

Deck the halls, let the bells ring out, follow the star, and bring gifts. Just not that shit you brought

As Christmas approaches, the opportunities for sin increase exponentially. From the office Christmas party, to that thing you make your

A wayward flock means a busy ministry, and there are fewer flocks as wayward as the devotees of the Church

Gather my children, into the Church of the Last Movie Outpost and be ready for confession. It’s that time of