
Retro Review: ABOMINABLE (2006)
Abominable (2006) is a poorly named Bigfoot movie. Bigfeet aren’t “abominable.” Yetis are “abominable.” Come on, guys. This is standard
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Abominable (2006) is a poorly named Bigfoot movie. Bigfeet aren’t “abominable.” Yetis are “abominable.” Come on, guys. This is standard

Disclaimer: yes, I know that ticks aren’t spiders. Neither are scorpions. Neither are camel spiders, even though they literally have

Dark Night of the Scarecrow is the first movie I think of when talking about made-for-TV horror movies. It’s a

The Shortcut (2009) is not particularly interesting as a horror movie in general. It is interesting as a horror movie

Blow-Up (1966) is the weirdest Italian movie I’ve seen. It doesn’t have zombies, cannibals, demons, cowboys, sharks, witches or slashers.

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Hawkzino is back with another Giant Spider Review. Just like real spiders, you think you’ve seen one, but there are

Nomads (1986) is the John McTiernan film that made Arnold Schwarzenegger say, “I vant dat guy fur Preduhter.” Is Nomads

Chiller is another made-for-TV horror movie directed by Wes Craven. It’s hard to believe Craven still had to work on

The Swimmer (1968) sees Burt Lancaster trapse about the screen in bathing trunks for ninety minutes. Viewers get more of