
Retro Review: THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON
The Dark Side of the Moon (1990) is a straight-to-VHS title that tried to be Event Horizon before Event Horizon.
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The Dark Side of the Moon (1990) is a straight-to-VHS title that tried to be Event Horizon before Event Horizon.

Hawkzino is back with another Giant Spider Review. Just like real spiders, you think you’ve seen one, but there are

Nomads (1986) is the John McTiernan film that made Arnold Schwarzenegger say, “I vant dat guy fur Preduhter.” Is Nomads

Chiller is another made-for-TV horror movie directed by Wes Craven. It’s hard to believe Craven still had to work on

The Swimmer (1968) sees Burt Lancaster trapse about the screen in bathing trunks for ninety minutes. Viewers get more of

Summer Camp Nightmare (1987) sounds like one of those generic copycat slasher flicks that came out every other week in

When a Stranger Calls Back (1993) had the potential to allow Carol Kane to transition from her quirky, weirdo roles

Tourist Trap (1979) is another entry in the teenagers-fun-afoul-of-rural-folk genre. Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Hills Have Eyes and Wrong Turn

Tower of the Drunken Dragons is a chop-socky movie from 1980. Mostly likely, you know it as Gu qiang, due

Just yesterday we were revisiting 1978s Piranha and it reminded me of that other munchy fish movie from the 1970s.