As All Hallows Eve approaches, something mingles with the stench of your sin throughout the Outpost. It is the smell of fear. Fear, and that shawarma kebab from Abdul's that…

An Oscar nomination for Elvis, plaudits for a Broadway turn, and an eau de toilette ad campaign currently running. You would think that Austin Butler had got past the nerves…

The casting of a new Bond is imminent, apparently. Christopher Nolan will direct, apparently. Aaron-Taylor Johnson has already done a screen test, apparently. We know the rumors. We have run…