The strangest thing about the Outpost is that no matter how much cinematic sin we absolve Outposters of through confession, there is always more sin to be washed away. Maybe this is telling us something?
Periodically, the stench of sin rises so foul around here that it reminds me of my stint in a Turkish prison my important missionary work among the poor, troubled souls of deepest Calcutta. However, as your most reverend Reverned, I will simply don the face mask of righteousness and continue with my duty to guide our flock to absolution.
The Goddess Gal Gadot has no fear of your sin. No graven image, she welcomes it, and stands ready to receive it. The Last Movie Outpost Confession Booth is spread wide open once more, waiting.
The Goddess awaits, the Confession Booth has been furnished with a new box of tissues. Is your soul prepared? The subject of today’s confession is your singular efforts. Specifically:
What famously great movie have you only seen once, and are unlikely to ever see again?
This confession was inspired by a discussion among Outposters not too long ago, where several agreed they found Joker a riveting, exceptional watch but strangely feel absolutely no requirement to revisit it. Personally, I am exactly the same with Apocalypse Now. Tremendous movie, unlikely to ever be chosen again for my entertainment.
The soul must be cleaned. The confession must flow. You must confess. CONFESS!
