A wayward flock means a busy ministry, and there are fewer flocks as wayward as the devotees of the Church Of The Last Movie Outpost. Look at you all. You…
Gather my children, into the Church of the Last Movie Outpost and be ready for confession. It’s that time of year when all good, kind religious people decide it’s OK…
Last week, the stench of your sins reached such epic proportions that, eyes watering and overcome, Boba Phil had to step in and give you all release. He has still…
We are in the Church of the Last Movie Outpost ready to give confession for your sins, again. You lot sin more than, hmm, all the jokes I want to…
Welcome, my flock, back to the Church Of The Last Movie Outpost where, I am afraid, once more we are forced to confront the evils of your sin. Some of…
Look at you all. You stinking sinners. You just sit there. Stinking. Of sin. Without moral and spiritual guidance, you are nothing more than beasts, rutting away. You must learn…
Hatred is a powerful sin. It sneaks up on you, and before you know it, you are filled with fury. Something entirely random can trigger you into a teeth-itching rage…
Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. This is what we shall tackle today. Either way, you mofos are sinning like the filth mongers you have always been, and this place…
