Not the real Beatles, obviously, but from the new set of movies about the Fab Four. Set your eyes to stun, because you’re going to need to.
Sorry, but who are they supposed to be? The Beatles if you ordered them from Temu?
The Beatles movies are split into four separate movies, each telling the story of the members, from their perspective. It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. I mean, if one movie isn’t enough, you can have four versions.
The cast is Harris Dickinson playing John Lennon, Paul Mescal playing Paul McCartney, Joseph Quinn playing George Harrison, and Barry Keoghan playing the other one, what’s he called again? Oh yeah, Ringo Starr.
I’m no advertising expert, but I would have thought that if you were going to plug a movie, actually, four movies about the Beatles, pick a good photo. I mean, this just looks terrible. The response on the socials has been amusing.
They look fucking terrible.
Casting is atrocious. Must be a joke.
Some of the worst wig work I’ve ever seen in my life.
Why go to such lengths to be this bad?
You get the picture. They were on Abbey Road, recreating the famous album cover, what was it called, The Best of the Beatles.
And there is a small bit of video.
Another look at Harris Dickinson, Paul Mescal, Joseph Quinn and Barry Keoghan recreating the Abbey Road Album cover 🎬 #BeatlesBiopics https://t.co/S3Oie6cGOE pic.twitter.com/ALH4YibZRn
— Beatles Biopics Updates (@BeatlesBiopics) August 16, 2026
I love how one of them fiddles with his stuck-on moustache before they walk. I don’t know which one it was, as I don’t know who’s who.
There is no news on a release date for the untitled biopics, so we can’t get any Sympathy for the Devil just yet. Oh, wait, that was the Stones.
