Retro Review: CURSE OF THE BLACK WIDOW

Retro Review: CURSE OF THE BLACK WIDOW

I had enough of this time. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and...
Retro Review: UNLEASHED (2005)

Retro Review: UNLEASHED (2005)

Surely I am not the only one among us who has a list of movies on my phone? When I think of a movie I haven’t seen for a while and want to revisit, or become aware of a movie I like the sound of that I haven’t seen yet, it goes on the list. Then, when I...
Retro Review: ONE MIILION YEARS BC (1966)

Retro Review: ONE MIILION YEARS BC (1966)

One Million Years BC is fairly well known but I never saw it. It had the single greatest and simplest marketing campaign that is still more memorable than the movie is today. Raquel Welch was front and center, top-billed, and pinned up on a ton of late boomer’s...
Retro Review: MIDNIGHT OFFERINGS (1981)

Retro Review: MIDNIGHT OFFERINGS (1981)

It’s time for another dive into the world of made-for-TV horror movies. After checking out The Intruder Within, Midnight Offerings (1981) is next on the docket. It’s about a teenage witch who runs into another teenage witch, and David Cassidy’s half-brother, Patrick,...
Retro-Review: THE NUTTY PROFESSOR (1963)

Retro-Review: THE NUTTY PROFESSOR (1963)

I was going through some random list of movies I had the other day. The Nutty Professor (1963) popped up and I hadn’t seen it in years. I decided I wanted to see it again. My old man loved Jerry Lewis and had shown it to me as a kid. I remember laughing with him...