
The CONFESSION BOOTH Judges Your Unexpected Pleasures
Welcome, my flock, back to the Church Of The Last Movie Outpost where, I am afraid, once more we are
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Welcome, my flock, back to the Church Of The Last Movie Outpost where, I am afraid, once more we are

Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. This is what we shall tackle today. Either way, you mofos are sinning like

As All Hallows Eve approaches, something mingles with the stench of your sin throughout the Outpost. It is the smell

So sorry about the quiet this weekend, fellow Outposters. Stark has called in sick, which means he’s at the beach.

Gather, dear Outposters, to the church of the Last Movie Outpost. It’s time again for confession; get into our little

‘Tis the Sabbath, and the only place you should be congregating is at the church of the Last Movie Outpost

The festive period once more recedes in our rearview mirror, and it is clear from both the mess and the

Once more, the stench of your sin permeates every fiber of the Outpost. So, once more, we must prepare your

This summer, it grows hot. As the heat rises, so does your sinning. You are unable to control yourselves, like

Sin is… well, a sin. Without strong moral leadership, sin is allowed to flourish, and then where would we be?