Star-Wars

More STAR WARS Announced That Will Never Happen

Seriously, why are you even bothering at this point? Your franchise is a joke. You can’t accomplish a single thing. You announce things with no ability to see them through to completion. You have turned one of the most valuable cinematic properties of all time – Star Wars – into a punchline.

Joining projects such as Rogue Squadron and a Rian Johnson trilogy on the list of “Shit that will never happen because they don’t really know what they are doing at Lucasfilm” is this – a supposed Simon Kinberg trilogy.

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According to The Hollywood Reporter Kinberg has signed an “expansive deal” to write and produce a new trilogy of Star Wars films. That’s right Star Wars kids. The savior of your franchise is the man who was also writer/producer on X-Men: Dark Phoenix and the Miles Teller / Michael B. Jordan Fantastic Four. Hollywood desperation has revealed its human form.

The reports say this will not be Episode X to XII, so the Skywalker-Palpatine’s will not be involved. This is a whole new story taking things forward. So another Empire-adjacent enemy with a planet-destroying weapon, then?

Lucasfilm chief Kathleen Kennedy will also produce this new Star Wars.

FFS. I give up.

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