Retro Review: INVITATION TO HELL (1984)

Invitation to Hell is the latest flick in The Last Movie Outpost series on made-for-TV horror movies. Previously, we looked at The Intruder Within, Midnight Offerings, Curse of the Black Widow, Satan’s Triangle, Killdozer…

0 Comments

Review: TWISTERS

Finally, after 28 years, we get Twisters — the sequel to Twister that people demanded. Many is the day I woke up to peaceful protesters marching and chanting, “Less Barbados!…

0 Comments

LONGLEGS Review

Longlegs is not a biopic about Brigitte Nielsen. It’s a 2024 horror movie that has Nicolas Cage in it. The amount of Cage in Longlegs is similar to the amount…

0 Comments

Trailer: TIME BANDITS (2024)

Time Bandits is an amazing film from 1981 directed by Terry Gilliam. The imagination displayed is wonderous. The look is gritty-earthen. The cast is fantastic, from a over-the-top David Warner…

0 Comments

Trailer: GLADIATOR II

The official trailer for Gladiator II has been released. I was only vaguely aware this movie existed, the same way I am vaguely aware that caracal cats exist. Yet, the…

0 Comments

Retro Review: NAKED SOULS (1996)

Naked Souls is a 1996 movie starring Pamela Anderson. All elements of dreck are present in that short description. Mid-nineties: Check Vaguely ominous title: Check Sexpot star: Check Let’s take…

0 Comments

Retro Review: ROPE (1948)

It’s hard to go wrong with the one-two-punch of Alfred Hitchcock and Jimmy Stewart. Yet, it does go wrong in Rope (1948). Play Out The Rope Rope was Hitchcock’s first…

0 Comments

Retro Review: THE OMEGA MAN

The Omega Man (1971) is an adaption of the book I Am Legend by Richard Matheson. It appropriately stars the legendary Charlton Heston. The Omega Man is a great title.…

0 Comments