Review: BLUE EYE SAMURAI

Review: BLUE EYE SAMURAI

Holy Crap! What a show. In working through my ever-growing backlog of shows and movies, I ended up giving Blue Eye Samurai a shot based on some of the murmuring I’ve heard around the internet… and what a surprise. This is a completely original property,...
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVOLUTION Review

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVOLUTION Review

A few years ago I did a review of the first Masters Of The Universe adaptation by Kevin Smith. Actually, it was closer to an autopsy. The usual issues with most revisits of our favorite properties: make the white male hero a loser who gives up, make it all about a...
Review: ONE PIECE

Review: ONE PIECE

Hey Outposters, I am back on the scene to do a series of reviews, starting with One Piece. Now that I’m settled in, have lost 140 lbs in the form of a spouse, and way more than that in the form of financial wealth (no, not bitter or anything) I have finally...
Review: WONKA

Review: WONKA

Doing reviews for Last Movie Outpost can be strange. We refuse to regurgitate press packs and take “pwesents” in return for positive coverage, so we don’t get invited to a lot of advanced screenings. As we are cynical bastards, with real lives...
AQUAMAN 2 Review

AQUAMAN 2 Review

Yesterday, after a long day, I plonked myself in front of the TV and spent 30 minutes trying to decide what to watch. My Watchlist is nearly as long as Michelle Obama’s schlong and yet there was nothing on there I was in the mood to watch. We’ve all been...
Review: THE BEEKEEPER

Review: THE BEEKEEPER

A college professor once disdainfully told me that a character within a story has more choices than silence or violence. Obviously, this professor had never seen a Clint Eastwood movie. He also had no chin, which leads one to believe that maybe the phrenologists were...