Video game publishers continue to take the absolute piss, and you, the lowly customer, continue to be their punk bitch. If they are not dreaming up new ways to take a massive crap on you from a great height while helping themselves to the contents of your wallet, they are dreaming up new ways to entice gullible mugs. Like this from the world of GTA VI – the Grand Theft Auto VI merch box.
The Goodtime State: Vice City Collection collector’s box holds eleven pieces of merchandise, some inspired by the in-universe Macca the Gator TV series.
It is $400 and for that you get:
- GTA VI Oakley Frogskins sunglasses with Prizm Sapphire lenses
- A Leonida Keys crossbody bag
- A 6-inch Macca the Gator figure with a stash compartment
- A New Era 9FORTY A-Frame snapback hat
- A Macca the Gator magnetic mirror
- A Chunkee the Manatee shot glass
- A Vice City swizzle spoon
- A Vice City razor blade keychain
- Nine Leonida Keys enamel pins in a metal tin
- Stickers in a stash bag
- A double-sided poster with a full map of Leonida on the back
Now, the eagle-eyed among you will have noticed that something notable is missing. There is no copy of the game itself. It is basically $400 for a box full of tat and shite.
We cannot confirm or deny that there is also a massive badge included that says:
“I am a gullible fucktard with more money than sense, and they saw me coming a mile away!”
If you buy this, you are beyond help.
