
The CONFESSION BOOTH Judges Your Commitment
Let no man who hath torn his underpants asunder live without sin, for what is man without sin, and underpants?
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Let no man who hath torn his underpants asunder live without sin, for what is man without sin, and underpants?

Winter. A dark and cold time where, in your indoors-bound, cocooned state, you may feel temptation get the better of

Pride, greed, probably slutiness, but the greatest sin is geekery! It lives adjacent to that one about worshipping graven images,

Gather my children, into the Church of the Last Movie Outpost and be ready for confession. It’s that time of

Last week, the stench of your sins reached such epic proportions that, eyes watering and overcome, Boba Phil had to

We are in the Church of the Last Movie Outpost ready to give confession for your sins, again. You lot

Welcome, my flock, back to the Church Of The Last Movie Outpost where, I am afraid, once more we are

Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. This is what we shall tackle today. Either way, you mofos are sinning like

As All Hallows Eve approaches, something mingles with the stench of your sin throughout the Outpost. It is the smell

‘Tis the Sabbath, and the only place you should be congregating is at the church of the Last Movie Outpost