Spider-Man is like that spider you try to hit with a newspaper, and it just won’t die. For examples, see any of Hawk’s giant spider reviews. Spider-Man: Brand New Day is out in just a couple of weeks, and there is a final trailer.
On UK TV, they just showed all of the Spider-Man movies, well, the Tom Holland ones, and I caught most of them. They are entertaining; I like Holland as Peter, the action is good, and they are watchable. The downside is Zendaya, but what can you do?
Watching this trailer, personally, I don’t mind it; it looks OK. I mean, there’s all the ‘help the guys remember’ stuff, but I like the look of the ninjas. Are they ninjas? Are they doing the same thing they did in The Wolverine?
Brand New Day still isn’t going to drag me to the cinema, because I just don’t enjoy the cinema anymore. It’s expensive, it’s a hassle, I can’t hold my pee for more than 20 minutes. I should get a prostate exam, but I’m worried I might like it too much.
Where was I? Spider-Man: Brand New Day is going to be a streaming movie for me, but will it do well in the cinemas? Well, that’s down to everyone else. People seem to be voting with their wallets of late, with a huge drop in numbers for the second week takings of some movies.
Spider-Man: Brand New Day will most likely do very well in the first week; it opens on 31st July. It’ll be interesting to see what happens after that.
