Good morning to all of you happy, lovely Outposters! It’s another beautiful Monday, the sun is shining, and the birds are singing and trying to have sex with the bees,…

It's not Monday you hate, it's your job. You've had a good weekend, you've been out drinking and you've finally got rid of that rash. Now that it's Monday, you…

Yes, another Monday dawns on us, like a turd that won’t flush. You flush and you flush, but it just won’t go. In the end you have to get a…

Don't you wish you could give Monday a wedgie? Sneak up behind it, grab its smelly pants and pull them right up in between its sweaty buttocks. Let's face it,…

Wake up! Wake up! The weekend is over and you have to go back to work. HR still needs to have that meeting with you, you haven't finished the project…

I'm starting to hate the weekend now, it just gets in the way of Monday. Monday's are now a joy to behold because I can look forward to the hilarious…

The weekend is over and the hangover headache is still there. You're probably half-heartedly walking into work trying to avoid eye contact with everyone. The smell of booze still caresses…

It's just another manic Monday, I wish it was Sunday, that's my fun day, I don't have to run day, ooooh oooooh oooooh. I'll bet you didn't know I had…

Monday is back again! You just can't hide from it, like a fart under a duvet. You're all comfortable and warm, but you know it's there, lingering and ready to…

Like Garfield said, “I’m a fat overweight, sarcastic cat that hates Mondays!”. We all are Garfield, we all are. Monday is The Acolyte of the week. We all hate it…