No, your eyes haven’t deceived you, this is real. Hollywood has actually made a movie called The American Society of Magical Negroes, and yes it appears to be as racist as you think. But racist towards white people because this is 2023 and it’s allowed and encouraged.
The American Society of Magical Negroes appears to have it all, with lines that would make Shakespeare green with envy, we get:
“What’s the most dangerous animal on the planet? White people!”
and:
“White people feeling uncomfortable, proceeds a lot of bad stuff for us.”
and this doozy
“We fight white discomfort every day. Because the happier they are, the safer we are.”
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The story follows Aren (played by Justice Smith) who is a young man who gets recruited into a secret society of magical black people who dedicate their lives to making white people’s lives easier.
I could write some more blurb, but to be honest, this looks so ridiculous and heaped with double standards that I’ve wasted enough of my honky time. Expect it to reach 100% Critics Score any day now.
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