Sin is… well, a sin. Without strong moral leadership, sin is allowed to flourish, and then where would we be? Californioa, that’s where! And who wants to live like that? Luckily for you, our flock of Outposters, you have strong moral leadership in me, the most reverend Reverend.
This guidance will never waver, it will hold strong and true, just as it did when I flayed my bitches down to their bone with my pimp hand in the fleshpots of Phnom Penh dealt with the troubling and vexing moral quandry of somebody helping themselves to the communion wine.
Fear not, for sin can always be disposed of. Lo, your wickedness can be sustenance to only the strongest of deities. Hark, for ours does approach… eth. The Goddess Gal Gadot shall once more feast upon your sin as we spread the Last Movie Outpost Confession Booth wide open. It gapes, ready for you.
One thing that could drive any man to sin is anger. Pure, teeth-itching rage that makes the veins pop out of your head and your fists ball up, ready for action. There are fewer things more likely to trigger an Outposter than somebody trying to get aboard the banter bus with a quote from one of your favorite movies who then gets it wrong. But what is the worst?
There are the famous old favorites. Nobody ever said “Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?” in Snow White. Dorothy never uttered the line “Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore” in The Wizard Of Oz.
Closer to an Outposter’s heart, Vader never says “Luke, I am your father”, the line is not “We’re gonna need a bigger boat” and Dirty Harry never said “Do you feel lucky, punk?”
So, today’s confession is:
What is the worst movie misquote that has ever triggered you?
Your soul is heavy with wickedness. You must unburden yourself. Confess. CONFESS!
