We are in the Church of the Last Movie Outpost ready to give confession for your sins, again. You lot sin more than, hmm, all the jokes I want to put here are too dodgy. Fear not though, your sins can be resolved and you can came back to the light.
When you confess, you will receive the gif of Ms Gadot. We understand this will lead to more ‘sinning’, but we have to stay in business somehow. By the way, each confession cost $5. The last time we did this, we made enough to buy Twitter and that was just from Drunken Yoda.
I have a rather large confession this time around. I have never seen The Exorcist. I know of it, I have seen a couple of scenes, but I have never seen it all the way through.
As I have said before, many times, my dad loved movies. He loved everything, from Alien to Zulu. He was however religious. Even though he loved a good horror, he would never watch The Exorcist.
He had heard it was too heavy on the devil front, poltergeist activity on set, random things catching fire and even real demon possession. Growing up, because of my dad’s influence, I was actually scared of the movie.
Now I’m a little older, I know it’s just a movie, but I have still never seen it. At any time, I could find it online and watch it, but I don’t want to. It’s my Holy Grail, always within my reach, but I just won’t grab it.
So today’s confession asks:
What movie do you refuse to watch, no matter how big it is?
Confess! Confess! Confess! Feel better for getting your sins out in the open and return to the light!
