Hello Outposters. It’s Monday and we all need a pick-me-up, so what better way to start the week than with a brand new Vs?
With the Top 10 Christopher Nolan Movies article, things inevitably turned to talk about Batman, which got my big brain thinking. We all know the caped crusader is a bit of a fanny magnet. Over the years, cinema Batman has had plenty of crumpet such as Kim Basinger, Michelle Pfeiffer, Nicole Kidman, Katie Holmes, Anne Hathaway, and Marion Cotillard. He also got pretty close to having a slice of Gal Gadot and Zoe Kravitz too.
Holy sexually transmitted diseases Batman, that is a mighty impressive resume of lovely ladies! How does he do it? Perhaps these women just have a thing for bats, or maybe they like their man dressed in a rubber outfit? The cynical side of me says it’s for his billions, but then most of these fell for the Batman and not Bruce Wayne. This give me hope that if I got in shape and donned a Batman outfit, even someone like Nicole Kidman would be willing to give a pleb like me a go.
I digress into a world of fantasy… no fucking way am I going to get in Batshape! Anyway, from this list I thought I would slim it down to the first two from the Tim Burton era of Batman – Basinger vs Pfeiffer. Let’s get crazy, rub our rubber nipples and get straight to it.
Tale Of The Bat Tape
* The ages are when both appeared in their respective Batman movies.
The Big Question
So let’s settle this one and for all. You’ve spent the night battling endless hoodlums and henchman. You once again saved Gotham form inpending doom and all you want to do is get home to the Batcave and bugger Robin have either Kim or Michelle go upstairs and order Alfred to fix your wounds, cook you both dinner and then fluff you up ready for a night of Bat-Debauchery. Who you got?
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