by Stark | Apr 7, 2024 | Trailers |
Sweet Baby Jesus! How in the name of all that is holy is The Mummy a quarter of a century old? I remember going to see this in the theater like it was yesterday. Christ… I am so old now. Face it, Outposters. It really is all downhill from here. To celebrate our...
by Boba Phil | Apr 4, 2024 | Trailers |
Johnny Depp is donning a wig and makeup to play Louis XV for Jeanne Du Barry, in his first big movie since his, umm, trouble with the missus. I had no idea Depp could speak French, let alone hold his own in an entire movie. There is a trailer online right now: The...
by Boba Phil | Apr 2, 2024 | Trailers |
The original The Strangers movie came out in 2008. Based on a real-life experience, it is a fairly standard plot. A young couple staying at an isolated vacation home is terrorized by three unknown assailants. For reference, see pretty much every horror movie made in...
by Boba Phil | Mar 29, 2024 | Trailers |
Jerry Seinfeld has directed, and is starring in, Unfrosted: The Pop-Tart Story. This is a new Netflix comedy about the birth of the Pop-Tarts, the seemingly ever-present brand of toaster pastries produced by Kellogg’s since 1964. There is a trailer online. It...
by Stark | Mar 26, 2024 | Trailers |
Today is a rather amusing day for the rap fraternity. It seems that so many famously heterosexual rappers may have been enjoying each other’s company rather a bit too much. So much so, that we may have to re-write almost all of the words to Gold Digger. Another...
by Stark | Mar 23, 2024 | Trailers |
The Batman was… a thing. It is just kind of there. It exists. It’s massive and long and grim and brooding and I remain very pleased that they let it be made, and let it be three hours long. It is absolutely a fine movie. However, you cannot get past the...
