
CONFESSION: Comfort Watching
Gather, dear Outposters, to the church of the Last Movie Outpost. It’s time again for confession; get into our little
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Gather, dear Outposters, to the church of the Last Movie Outpost. It’s time again for confession; get into our little

‘Tis the Sabbath, and the only place you should be congregating is at the church of the Last Movie Outpost

Once more, the stench of your sin permeates every fiber of the Outpost. So, once more, we must prepare your

Ahhh, the smells of the festive season fill the air once more. Mince pies, chestnuts roasting on an open fire,

As All Hallows Eve approaches, something mingles with the stench of your sin throughout the Outpost. It is the smell

My flock… the dark times were sent to test us. When our place of worship was brung low by famine,

The festive period once more recedes in our rearview mirror, and it is clear from both the mess and the

This summer, it grows hot. As the heat rises, so does your sinning. You are unable to control yourselves, like