Retro Review: STARCRASH (1978)
Starcrash (1978) is an Italian Star Wars ripoff that stars David Hasselhoff. Hasselhoff was born in 1952 when a scientist
Wrenage
4 January 2026
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Retro Review: RUNAWAY (1984)
Well, it is now 2026. This means it is officially the future, Outposters. Flying cars, bacofoil pants, hoverboards, sex-droids. None
Stark
1 January 2026
Retro Review: BODY HEAT (1981)
Body Heat is a seminal film (both ways, I guess). It’s a key entry in the neo-noir, erotic thriller genre
Wrenage
29 December 2025
Retro Review: SHOWDOWN IN LITTLE TOKYO (1991)
Just two nights ago, I was struck by the sudden urge to watch Rapid Fire for the first time in
Stark
24 December 2025
Retro Review: THE FINAL COUNTDOWN (1980)
The 80s were so awesome that the decade could do Top Gun and Pearl Harbor, in one movie, many years
Stark
22 December 2025
Retro Review: ORCA (1977)
Recently, we shared the trailer for upcoming aquatic horror-thriller Killer Whale, and all it did was remind us all of
Stark
17 December 2025
Retro Review: SPACECAMP (1986)
Sorry, I got accidentally waylaid into some 1990s awfulness with Cool As Ice, but I have wandered back into the
Stark
16 December 2025
Retro Review: COOL AS ICE (1991)
Why should Boba Phil be the only one who gets to watch (is forced to watch) terrible movies? Why did
Stark
9 December 2025
Retro Review: THE NEVERENDING STORY (1984)
The 80s weren’t all completely awesome, and we aren’t just talking about St Elmo’s Fire. Some of it was flat
Stark
2 December 2025
Retro Review: ROAD HOUSE (1989)
No matter how hard I am trying to quit this 80s kick, the state of current movies is really not
Stark
28 November 2025
