Once a year, they assemble. The ultimate meat puppet parade. The most vain and self-absorbed hoofwanking spunktrumpets in all of existence gather for the self-described “fashion’s biggest night”.
They do this at the behest of Anna Wintour, a woman who has become some kind of feminist icon simply by telling women what they can’t wear because it makes them look fat.
Remember, this is to raise funds for the benefit of the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute in Manhattan, New York. Now known as The Anna Wintour Costume Center.
This wing of the museum, opened by First Lady Michelle Obama in 2014, it is not even open to the public. Simply gaze in wonder at your betters as they peacock, but keep your distance, peons!
So, as is traditional here at Last Movie Outpost, we also assemble to point and laugh at the ultimate displays of twattishness.
This year’s event in New York City celebrated the opening of the Costume Institute’s forthcoming spring exhibition, Superfine: Tailoring Black Style.
The exhibit focuses almost exclusively on menswear, with a particular emphasis on Black dandyism.
Oh man, this is going to be disastrously great, let’s get on with it. Unleash the fucktards!
Hilariously, such is the self-absorption of the attendees that bruschetta will not be served due to risk of drippage, and parsley is banned from the menu so nobody gets anything stuck in their teeth for photos.
The menu is “curated and executed’ by Kwame Onwuachi, the owner of Tatiana, one of the hottest culinary spots in New York City. It is known for its Afro-Caribbean dishes.